Note: Budget Air/Ground takes a little longer than our other shipping options, but it's a great value if you're not in a rush. …A whole freaking dang lot about imaginary talking mice.Enjoy our Budget Air/Ground Shipping - starting as low as $2.99! Simply choose Budget Air/Ground as your shipping method during checkout. Or you know what? Assuming that she reads at an average rate of one page per minute, my sister could have used that extra time and gone bowling one hour every day… FOR SIX MONTHS! A formidable bowler she would have become indeed! OR, she could have learned the basics of the flute, trumpet, clarinet, french horn, saxophone and drums! But no, she just knows a whole freaking lot about talking mice.Īnd looking at it from a purely financial point of view, did she really have to go out and BUY the whole set? Consider, if she had simply checked the books out from the local library for free, she would be up a good 180 dollars! That’s kind of a lot of money.īut horror of horrors, the past cannot be changed, and what has my sister learned from all of this? But alack and forsooth, she just knows a lot about talking mice. Had my little sister planned this out beforehand, she could, as a middle schooler, be THE AUTHORITY on Classic Literature. Goodness freaking gracious, have any of you read all those books? I’ve read maybe six of them. This is just SHOCKING to me! 10,499 pages! That is a LOT of wasted reading!įor instance, in exactly 10,499 pages of classic literature, my sister could have read the following in entirety:ġ984, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Around the World in Eighty Days, The Call of the Wild, Crime and Punishment, David Copperfield, East of Eden, Emma, Frankenstein, Great Expectations, Gulliver’s Travels, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Invisible Man, Jane Eyre, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Last of the Mohicans, Little Women, Lord of the Flies, The Man in the Iron Mask, Of Mice and Men, The Old Man and the Sea, Oliver Twist, Persuasion, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, The Sign of Four, The Sound and the Fury, A Study in Scarlet, A Tale of Two Cities, The Three Musketeers, Through the Looking Glass, The Time Machine, Treasure Island, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, The War of the Worlds, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, and Wuthering Heights. This means that after having completed ALL EIGHTEEN BOOKS once through, she went ahead and re-read 10,449 pages of material that she had ALREADY READ. If she has read all of them twice, and half of them three times, that makes a whopping 17,430 pages. The average Redwall book is 387 pages long. I wasn’t sure how much opportunity she had so foolishly thrown to the dogs (or in this case, talking mice and beavers), but I was determined to find out, so I did a little digging and this is what I came up with: This totally blew me away, and after twitching for a few seconds, the only response I could manage was HOLY CRAP.
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My little sister recently informed me that she owns the entire Redwall series by Brian Jacques, has read each book at least twice, and half of them three times.
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